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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 25, 2006 18:33:58 GMT -5
much better  tree house of horror is on fox right really awesome |
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Post by Raven on Sept 25, 2006 18:37:13 GMT -5
Now let's pair him up with a Mertard and we're all set.
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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 25, 2006 18:40:46 GMT -5
yeah!!
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Post by Raven on Sept 25, 2006 18:44:43 GMT -5
Mertard LV100
Raindance
Skull Bash
Dive
Tackle
NOTE: Mertard's Stats (other than HP) are all 0
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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 25, 2006 18:51:31 GMT -5
yeah that great he cant do shit!!
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Post by Raven on Sept 25, 2006 18:55:00 GMT -5
Yet he retains all the powers of the fabled Marinicus Tardicus
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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 28, 2006 20:14:09 GMT -5
Episode One: Invaders from the Sky
Our Story Begins one the small island off the mainland known only Derpasama Island. Penguloco is training with his buddy Deko as their sensei Derpa watches on
Derpa: Deko that is not training that is humping now get off my f**king leg!! (fires a berpa beam at Deko forehead sending flying off!)
Deko: Owwwww.... You are a rough lover play nice!
Derpa: You f**king f*g**t I am not gay! Plus that is not wrestling move you f**king homo!
Deko: It is so
Derpa: Is not
Deko: Is so!
Pengu: Lets get back to training ( promptly fires a berpa beam off Deko's forehead!)
Deko: That hurt dammit! tackles Pengu to the ground and starts humping Pengu
Pengu: Get the f**k off! Senpukken Gan! (Blows a hole through his chest and bounces off the ground and hit Deko sending him flying.
Catching himself in mid air he tackles Pengu and promptly puts him a sleeper hold.
Deko: Go to sleep, Go to sleep
Pengu: That doesn't do anything
Deko: Yes it does aren't you getting sleepy?
Pengu: Nope not in the least bit.
Deko: You lied to me Derpa sensei
Derpa is on the group pounding his fists on the ground rapidly
Derpa: I can't believe you actually believe that load of crap! You will never become the ultimate dee dee dee if you can't tell what works and doesn't work.
Deko: Oh.....So how if I do the hold like before it will work right?
Derpa: You got to f**king kidding me....(pulls out a nudie mag and starts jerkin off to it.
Deko: I could do that for you.
Derpa: What did I say earlier I'm not gay so f**k off!
In the sky a large and obviously can be seen with naked eye streaks to the earth...... to be continued! ;D
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Post by Raven on Sept 28, 2006 20:35:28 GMT -5
That was quite hilarious but disappointingly short for the wait you gave us.
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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 28, 2006 20:52:18 GMT -5
it is going to be a long series so I can't do everything in the first episode now cant I  |
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Post by Pengu on Sept 29, 2006 13:46:34 GMT -5
Stupid Deko.
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Post by Raven on Sept 29, 2006 14:31:32 GMT -5
Dude, he was HUMPING YOU! You should have more too say than that. To Nagatsu, I just thought it would be a wee bit longer per episode unless you're gonna be postin' 'em daily or sumthun' |
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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 29, 2006 15:14:35 GMT -5
UHHHHHHH......YEAH THAT WHAT I WAS KINDA THINKING DERPA RAVEN!
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Post by Pengu on Sept 29, 2006 16:44:40 GMT -5
My mind was in an uproar on how funny ep. 1 was, that the only thing I could type was "Stupid Deko"
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Post by Raven on Sept 29, 2006 21:56:44 GMT -5
You should kill yourself now and save Nagatsu space for more funny characters in his story.
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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 29, 2006 21:59:15 GMT -5
He does have giant gaping hole in his chest right now!! ;D
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