Post by King Klass on Apr 23, 2009 9:49:30 GMT -5
*more or less out of boredom and since i re-watched the last season of Yu-Gi-Oh anime... figured i'd write some sort of junk or the other*
The 50 Things I Will Do IF I Become an Evil Millennium Item Wielder or an Egotistical Duellist
1) I will shut up and never go, “Draw your last pitiful card”
2) I will not use my powers to intimidate little kids and old men: I will use them to get it on with the chick in the pink blazer.
3) I will make sure that if I am trying to destroy my opponent’s strategy to not simply throw away his cards in plain view; most likely he will be gunning for me.
4) I will make the password to make multimillion dollar supercomputer network something complicated, not my own name.
5) I will remember to enter my own mind and kill my good half. That way, he can’t come out and help my enemies.
6) I will make sure to have my all powerful monsters stand to the side of my all powerful floating castle.
7) I will make sure my gang is smart enough to duel the heroes stupid sidekick, and that I won’t need to coach them through the duel.
8) On second thought, I will just have them beat the sidekick up and steal his star chips.
9) I will make sure that none of my servants are twins unless they are Asian, women, 20 year olds, and like to experiment with villains.
10) I will not fuse 3 3000 attack monsters to create a 4500 attacker when my opponent’s strongest monster is 2500 atk.
11) I will only battle people weaker than me, or better yet, have my enemies battle one another than go in and destroy both of them.
12) I will only save myself if I and a bunch of secondary characters are sent to the shadow realm
13) I will never use a card that can be used by my opponent at the same time, even though it helps me slightly increase my edge. Instead, I will use cards that only help my monsters.
14) I will bring the cops with me if my brothers are kidnapped. I will not go and try and save them myself
15) If I have the power to summon evil monsters to dispatch guards, I will sure as hell use them to make the lackey friend of the hero give me the body I need.
16) I will not sit back and wait for the young boy my enemy is connected to, to fall over, tired. I will attack, and keep attacking the hero, and help the young guy live, till his stronger half is dead, then I will kill him.
17) I will find a new wife, and have her have plastic surgery to make her look like my deceased. I will not go through a whole thing with dark magic powers to bring her back to life
18) I will find a better sidekick then a teddy bear.
19) I will make sure that if I am making my enemies journey through a virtual world, I will not have helpful peasants that will tell them of the ways to get to my castle.
20) I will never make the stupid sidekick of a famous duellist my slave. Instead, I will just say, “See, you were silly, now run along”
21) If I have the ability to take over peoples minds, I will find people that are normal to be my slaves: No Former enemies, no friends of the heroes, no insane magicians, no mimes.
22) I will not have flammable items in my duelling arena
23) I will find two pieces of the shattered all powerful item, put a piece of my self in one, and then keep the other. That way, he can’t use the powerful item, and I can just take the item from him later when he is in despair.
24) Speaking of that, if I am going to kidnap people, steal and commit crimes, I will make sure to just take the damn item, not duel for it.
25) If my sister doesn’t join me, she is worm food.
26) I will not give weak lackeys my all powerful cards. I will hold onto them that way the hero can’t pull through and win them.
27) I will not give my enemy hints on how to beat my other enemy’s servants. I will wait, and then beat them.
28) I will never work with another evil person, because most likely, they will be ready to turn against me, just like I would do.
29) I will have traps that only hurt the opponent, not my servants or me.
30) I will have my massive ending tournament in a place that is only a few miles away and can be reached easily.
31) I will use a strategy that doesn’t depend on 1 card and that doesn’t take more than 2 turns to work
32) I will not say that I will be back, instead, I will pretend to die, and then surprise my enemies.
33) I will not be such a coward as to create all powerful cards then get the “spooks” and give them to some Egyptian woman.
34) I will not make deals with anyone I was fighting with not 2 minutes ago
35) I will not have the one man that prevents my even darker side from coming out to duel. He will be locked in a nice hotel and be protected at all costs.
36) I will make sure that if I know that my good half had control over some hot chick to kill her.
37) ON second thought, if I control a hot chick, I sure as heck won’t be using them to get me items. She will be given a new uniform from Victoria Secret and kept at my private boat
38) I will not imprison the goofy sidekick's girl, even if I think it will weaken his spirit. I will instead let her live, and them make her join the chick in the pink blazer on my boat, boom shakalakalaka.
39) NO matter how much I do not want to hear about it, I will keep an open mind about superpowers and destiny.
40) If I have the power to send people flying through the air, I will not bother to fight them. Even though I will win, the servant I wanted to kill will be hidden by the time I get back to his room.
41) I will make sure to just steal my opponent’s bodies, not duel them. Screw honour, if I had honour, why am I a villain?
42) I will in no way allow my weak and defenceless brother to leave home until he learns to protect himself.
43) I will not let my rough past affect me, and for the love of god, I will learn to take advice from my enemies if it will help me at the moment.
44) I will shoot the little innocent kids that can change my mind about my evil ways.
45) If I can turn into a monster, I will do it. I will not sit around and let the heroes arrive to stop me.
46) I will always keep guarded about the help I am getting from someone who wants me dead.
47) I do not care if it looks like I will win, I will not get cocky.
48) I will reserve the right to be bitter and not help my enemy in their battle to save the world.
49) There is no reason to duel a lackey for brownie points. I should be out doing evil things.
50) And finally, I do not care how helpful it is or apparently indestructible it is, if it can die at all, period, then I am not fusing myself to it.
Feel free to Comment Folks
K-Klass
The 50 Things I Will Do IF I Become an Evil Millennium Item Wielder or an Egotistical Duellist
1) I will shut up and never go, “Draw your last pitiful card”
2) I will not use my powers to intimidate little kids and old men: I will use them to get it on with the chick in the pink blazer.
3) I will make sure that if I am trying to destroy my opponent’s strategy to not simply throw away his cards in plain view; most likely he will be gunning for me.
4) I will make the password to make multimillion dollar supercomputer network something complicated, not my own name.
5) I will remember to enter my own mind and kill my good half. That way, he can’t come out and help my enemies.
6) I will make sure to have my all powerful monsters stand to the side of my all powerful floating castle.
7) I will make sure my gang is smart enough to duel the heroes stupid sidekick, and that I won’t need to coach them through the duel.
8) On second thought, I will just have them beat the sidekick up and steal his star chips.
9) I will make sure that none of my servants are twins unless they are Asian, women, 20 year olds, and like to experiment with villains.
10) I will not fuse 3 3000 attack monsters to create a 4500 attacker when my opponent’s strongest monster is 2500 atk.
11) I will only battle people weaker than me, or better yet, have my enemies battle one another than go in and destroy both of them.
12) I will only save myself if I and a bunch of secondary characters are sent to the shadow realm
13) I will never use a card that can be used by my opponent at the same time, even though it helps me slightly increase my edge. Instead, I will use cards that only help my monsters.
14) I will bring the cops with me if my brothers are kidnapped. I will not go and try and save them myself
15) If I have the power to summon evil monsters to dispatch guards, I will sure as hell use them to make the lackey friend of the hero give me the body I need.
16) I will not sit back and wait for the young boy my enemy is connected to, to fall over, tired. I will attack, and keep attacking the hero, and help the young guy live, till his stronger half is dead, then I will kill him.
17) I will find a new wife, and have her have plastic surgery to make her look like my deceased. I will not go through a whole thing with dark magic powers to bring her back to life
18) I will find a better sidekick then a teddy bear.
19) I will make sure that if I am making my enemies journey through a virtual world, I will not have helpful peasants that will tell them of the ways to get to my castle.
20) I will never make the stupid sidekick of a famous duellist my slave. Instead, I will just say, “See, you were silly, now run along”
21) If I have the ability to take over peoples minds, I will find people that are normal to be my slaves: No Former enemies, no friends of the heroes, no insane magicians, no mimes.
22) I will not have flammable items in my duelling arena
23) I will find two pieces of the shattered all powerful item, put a piece of my self in one, and then keep the other. That way, he can’t use the powerful item, and I can just take the item from him later when he is in despair.
24) Speaking of that, if I am going to kidnap people, steal and commit crimes, I will make sure to just take the damn item, not duel for it.
25) If my sister doesn’t join me, she is worm food.
26) I will not give weak lackeys my all powerful cards. I will hold onto them that way the hero can’t pull through and win them.
27) I will not give my enemy hints on how to beat my other enemy’s servants. I will wait, and then beat them.
28) I will never work with another evil person, because most likely, they will be ready to turn against me, just like I would do.
29) I will have traps that only hurt the opponent, not my servants or me.
30) I will have my massive ending tournament in a place that is only a few miles away and can be reached easily.
31) I will use a strategy that doesn’t depend on 1 card and that doesn’t take more than 2 turns to work
32) I will not say that I will be back, instead, I will pretend to die, and then surprise my enemies.
33) I will not be such a coward as to create all powerful cards then get the “spooks” and give them to some Egyptian woman.
34) I will not make deals with anyone I was fighting with not 2 minutes ago
35) I will not have the one man that prevents my even darker side from coming out to duel. He will be locked in a nice hotel and be protected at all costs.
36) I will make sure that if I know that my good half had control over some hot chick to kill her.
37) ON second thought, if I control a hot chick, I sure as heck won’t be using them to get me items. She will be given a new uniform from Victoria Secret and kept at my private boat
38) I will not imprison the goofy sidekick's girl, even if I think it will weaken his spirit. I will instead let her live, and them make her join the chick in the pink blazer on my boat, boom shakalakalaka.
39) NO matter how much I do not want to hear about it, I will keep an open mind about superpowers and destiny.
40) If I have the power to send people flying through the air, I will not bother to fight them. Even though I will win, the servant I wanted to kill will be hidden by the time I get back to his room.
41) I will make sure to just steal my opponent’s bodies, not duel them. Screw honour, if I had honour, why am I a villain?
42) I will in no way allow my weak and defenceless brother to leave home until he learns to protect himself.
43) I will not let my rough past affect me, and for the love of god, I will learn to take advice from my enemies if it will help me at the moment.
44) I will shoot the little innocent kids that can change my mind about my evil ways.
45) If I can turn into a monster, I will do it. I will not sit around and let the heroes arrive to stop me.
46) I will always keep guarded about the help I am getting from someone who wants me dead.
47) I do not care if it looks like I will win, I will not get cocky.
48) I will reserve the right to be bitter and not help my enemy in their battle to save the world.
49) There is no reason to duel a lackey for brownie points. I should be out doing evil things.
50) And finally, I do not care how helpful it is or apparently indestructible it is, if it can die at all, period, then I am not fusing myself to it.
Feel free to Comment Folks
K-Klass