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Post by DTC on Oct 19, 2006 21:58:26 GMT -5
In a perfect world everyone gets along and no one argues or fights. The hippies aren't frowned upon by general society everything is okay. but we all know a perfect world doesn't exist and suck it up, but us hippies still get no slack? What's wrong with the hippies? Why must every thread on here degenerate into anti-hippie messages? Why can't we enjoy woodstock without having 50ft worms coming out of the ground eating us? Why can't Eric Cartmen just accept us instead of calling us smelly hippies and kick us out of south park? Why? Why Hippies? Why not pengus, or idiots with bleached hair? Why me? Actually I don't really give a shit, so this thread is about how much hippies suck. Hippies suck cause some try to double the price on pot and I can't afford to pay them. What do you hate about hippies and their smelly odors and their drug-induced woodstock festivals, and crappy music, and redudant protesting on street corners as to why bob marley was correct when he said "legalize it!" and why hippies don't belong in south park and annoy the crap out of everyone in existence. Yeah, i hate them hippies!
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Post by Nagatsu on Oct 20, 2006 10:42:24 GMT -5
He is one guys thoughts on hippies: God d**n Hippies Exams are finished, the sun is shining and i got to sleep in ridiculously late today. Things are wonderful, really they are. It's nice not having anything to do, but the one thing that pisses me off (because, lets be honest i can never be entirely happy with my lot in life) is those GOD d**n HIPPIES. As a happy occupier of Rootes Residences, Meriden House i was made to endure this morning, at about 9 am (whilst trying to sleep, i'd just like to emphasise that) bongos, thats right bongos. Who in God's name plays bongos at that time of the morning whilst people are trying to sleep and other people have exams. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?. This place is full of hippies, or atleast fake hippies which is worse in my opinion. Its not just the bongos (which are a regular occurance), its the sitting out on the grass, with a guitar, underneath a tree and singing along. Why don't they make a campfire and just start singing bloody 'Kum-by-ar'. Seriously though, there's this one girl who comes out in a floaty linen skirt with jangly things that clink together. She then proceeds to prance around along to the beat, waving her arms in the air like she's high on something. Seriously why, i mean why? Were you dropped on your head as a child or something? Just watching her is enough for me to take a gun to my own head. It's sickening, i mean really sickening. In response to the fact that they are even allowed to inhabit the eath i have created a wonderful plan to get rid of them. Essentially it involves taking a machete to their f**king bongos and then wiping the remains of that awful percussion instrument on my arse, that's right on my arse. I'll then proceed to punch that f**king hippy girl out, and then beat the crap out of the rest of them with their sodding acoustic guitar. Let's see if they like it then. All this will be proceeded by me sitting outside their room at 6:00am, with a trumpet playing 'God Save The Queen'. This will, however, be done on alternate mornings, and every other day i shall be playing Slayer loudly outside their rooms. We'll see how they like that those God d**n hippies. Die you craps, die! I think this cover this statement most aptly www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg7t_v9vhQ
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Post by Raven on Oct 20, 2006 14:00:27 GMT -5
My opinion is that hippies blow because of who blows them *Tweek*
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Post by Nagatsu on Oct 20, 2006 14:44:22 GMT -5
Wow
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Post by Raven on Oct 20, 2006 15:19:56 GMT -5
no, it's w0w damnit!!!!!!!
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Post by Nagatsu on Oct 20, 2006 23:38:45 GMT -5
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Post by Raven on Oct 20, 2006 23:40:29 GMT -5
Yesh!!! Cartman's screams of pain can be heard all around!!!
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Post by Nagatsu on Oct 21, 2006 16:59:53 GMT -5
tormenting hippies is fun
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Post by Soul on Oct 21, 2006 17:27:37 GMT -5
Popping up all over the neighborhood lately...god. Now that you think of it there is a huge increase in the nationality of "Hippie" in Manchester. D**n you hippie...d**n you to hell.
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Post by Raven on Oct 21, 2006 17:34:43 GMT -5
That's what happens when you inbreed.
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Post by Nagatsu on Oct 24, 2006 14:46:45 GMT -5
Yeah when people get sent to the Shadow Realm in Yu Gi Oh! They are transported into manchester and Hippie greet them
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Post by Soul on Oct 24, 2006 15:13:41 GMT -5
That would also explain all the weirdos at my school. GJ you stupid son of a hippie.
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Post by Raven on Oct 24, 2006 15:16:13 GMT -5
Yes, the Shadow Realm is nothing more than thick clouds of pot.
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Post by Nagatsu on Oct 24, 2006 15:31:21 GMT -5
Yeah Yugi shouldn't lie and say to Manchester with you!!
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Post by Soul on Oct 24, 2006 18:29:56 GMT -5
I say we arrange a HUGE Mortal Kombat tournament where only hippies can enter. Then when there is only 1 left he can fight....oh say some kung-fu super ninja like Jet Li and lose. Solves our hippie problem.
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