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Post by onizapper42 on Sept 27, 2006 18:19:51 GMT -5
Yeah the first one is almost an exact reanactment of Naga kun's younger days sniff ah the memories
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Post by Raven on Sept 27, 2006 18:21:37 GMT -5
Yeah...
The second episode originally called for suicide penguins, but I wrote it on a time crunch.
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Post by Raven on Sept 27, 2006 19:12:16 GMT -5
Op Theme: Go blow yourself!!
Suichi: Case #003, PP vs Raven. PP has been charged with animal cruelty, retardedness, and a combination of the two. You guys already know who the f**ken Judge is, so sit down.
PP:(In chains) Where the f**k am I?
Carl: Brian's sick unjust courtroom of death.
PP: What're you doing here?
Carl: Being your defense attorney, what else?
PP: I'm gonna die, aren't I?
Carl: Most likely.
Suichi: Carl, how does your client plead?
Carl: Retarded.
Suichi: ???
Brian: I'll allow it.
Suichi: Does the prosecution wish to present any evidence?
Raven: Yes, I sir have a game designed by the sick mind of PP that allows you to hit penguins with spiked baseball bats.
PP: Huh? Wait! That's not mine! That's Nagatsu's! He posted it!
Brian: You shut up!
PP: okay...
Suichi: Does the prosecution have any other evidence to present?
Raven: No, your Dishonorableness and Bailiff, sirs.
Suichi: and the defense?
Carl: Yes, we have extensive-
Brian: I didn't think so. I rule that PP is Guilty on all charges and shall be put to death on iceberg 37.(PP is strapped to the top of an iceberg as a plaane flies overhead dropping exploding penguins on the career retard.)
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Post by DTC on Sept 27, 2006 20:21:47 GMT -5
If I'm a defense attorney shouldn't I be speaking on behalf of my client?
Or am I too busy smoking pot to even know that's what a defense attorney does?
Judge Brian Yellow cracks all of the cases.
He's the judge, jury, executioner all in one. Hooray praise the almighty Judge Brian Yellow and his judicial ending of retardation.
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Post by Raven on Sept 27, 2006 20:24:08 GMT -5
If you didn't notice, every time you go to speak you get told to f**k off.
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Post by DTC on Sept 27, 2006 20:36:25 GMT -5
Everytime you download music, Brian kicks tweek in the jaw and steals his lunch money.
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Post by Raven on Sept 27, 2006 20:41:50 GMT -5
And then he donates it to the Christian Children's Fund just to find the Ethiopian they gave it to and kick them in the balls and take it back.
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Post by Raven on Sept 27, 2006 20:49:36 GMT -5
Suggestions for EP 4?
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Post by Raven on Sept 28, 2006 16:33:11 GMT -5
(Op Theme): Die, Hippie, Die!
Suichi: Case 004, A-Z and JWM file joint lawsuits on Carl on the grounds of being a hippie and not f**ken dying. How do you plead?
Carl: What the f**k!!! I'm the defense attorney!
Brian: How do you plead, ghet?
Carl: I plead the 5th.
Brian: You fully understand what the fifth is, right?
Carl: Yes, it's the right to not incriminate myself during testimony.
Brian: Not here! Yoshiro, please bring in the fifth.
Yoshiro:(walking in with a spiked metal bat) Here you go.
Brian: Thank You. Will the defendant please approach the bench?
Carl: I don't think so...
Brian: Approach the f**ken bench!!!
Carl: Okay...(He approaches and is beat to death by Brian)
<Two hours later...>
Suichi: How do you plead?
Carl: Not guilty.
Brian: Will the prosecution please present their evidene at this time.
Raven: Sir, Carl has extremely long hair, smells like pot, and your Bailiff caught him jerkin' off on his front porch.
Brian: Is this true, Suichi?
Suichi: I wish it wasn't.
Brian: Does the defense have anything to say?
Carl: No.
Brian: I now cast my verdict. Carl is hereby guilty of Hippieness, Use of Drugs, Immortality, and Indecent Exposure. I sentence him to death by a cannibal Scooby Doo Detective Agency.
(Carl is whisked away and eaten by the Scooby Gang.)
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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 28, 2006 19:35:26 GMT -5
yeah Hippie abuse!
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Post by Raven on Sept 28, 2006 19:55:50 GMT -5
Hey, you got to kill him twice in one episode.
Did you see the thing me and Carl did about the ethiopian a few posts back?
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Post by DTC on Sept 29, 2006 13:50:03 GMT -5
Why abuse the hippies? They're kind, gentle, and fun loving creatures.  |
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Post by Raven on Sept 29, 2006 14:34:05 GMT -5
Who overcrowd the outskirts of our town with Woodstock-esque concerts.
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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 29, 2006 15:17:03 GMT -5
NO...HIPPIES ALL AROUND ME ....HIPPIES. THEY SAY WANT SAVE WORLD BUT ALL THEY DO IS SMOKE POT ALL DAY AND SMELL REALLY REALLY BAD .....HIPPIES
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Post by DTC on Sept 29, 2006 16:32:07 GMT -5
Just play some Slayer, hippies hate slayer.
At least according Cartmen, I think Slayer rules!
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