Raven
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Post by Raven on Sept 25, 2006 20:35:22 GMT -5
A section full of courtroom drama.
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Post by Raven on Sept 25, 2006 20:52:31 GMT -5
Openong theme: (It's a court show, how hard could this be?)
Suichi(the Bailiff): All rise, the not-so-honorable Judge Brian Yellow presiding.
Brian: What are you implying?!?
Suichi: You're a no good partial f**k.
Brian: okay. What's the case?
Suichi: Today it's A-to-Z vs. Tweek.
Brian: GUILTY!!!
Carl(Tweek's lawyer): But my client didn't even get to plead yet!
Brian: Whatever, continue.
Suichi: Tweek, you are charged with neglegent retardicism. How do you plead?
Brian: GUILTY!!!
Suichi: Not you!
Tweek: I plead not guilty.
Brian: He's lying under oath!
PP(member of the audience): Calm down, dude.
Brian: You go f**k off!
Carl: Judge, you can't be partial like this!
Brian: Smoke your pot, f*g!
Carl: What?
Brian: I told you to go smoke your pot, you f**ken f*ggit!!!!
Carl: But-
Brian: FOCK OFF!!!!(Smashes gravel down so hard the head shatters off.)
Carl: There are laws against this!
Brian: You wanna see a law?!?(Hurls gravel handle like a spear at Carl and watches in Jubilee as it shatters his head.)
Tweek: Holy FOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: HOW DO YOU FOCKEN PLEAD, GHET?!?
Tweek: N-not g-guilty, s-sir.
Brian: You LYING GHET!!!!!!!!
Tweek: B-but-
Brian: I'LL KILL YOU!!!(Forces over bench)
Suichi: Oh, fock this...(He is crushed by the bench)
Tweek: Help me God!!!!!!!!!!!
God: Go fock yersulf!
Tweek: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: You're gonna die, Merman! (Tweek's body is mutilated and his blood is used to place blessings on the courtroom.)
Brian: Time to go raid Carl's weedmobile.
Carl: No you don't!
Brian: You're still alive?!? (Puts sadistic smile on his face) I'm gonna have fun with this.
(Screen goes black as wails of pain are heard from the immortal Hippie.)
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Nagatsu
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Post by Nagatsu on Sept 25, 2006 21:02:01 GMT -5
jess yess more more violence please continue this one ;d
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Sept 26, 2006 15:55:36 GMT -5
Look everyone! It' Mr. Derp!
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Pengu
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Post by Pengu on Sept 26, 2006 18:22:51 GMT -5
This hilarious. If I ever enter this court room, I plead the fifth.
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Sept 26, 2006 18:26:22 GMT -5
The right to be beat with a spiked bat? OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pengu
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Post by Pengu on Sept 26, 2006 18:28:53 GMT -5
Never mind
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Sept 26, 2006 18:34:41 GMT -5
Just don't plead guilty.
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Pengu
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Post by Pengu on Sept 26, 2006 18:36:07 GMT -5
Look where that lead tweek!!
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Sept 26, 2006 18:38:48 GMT -5
Tweek pleaded NOT Guilty you sped.
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Pengu
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Post by Pengu on Sept 26, 2006 18:41:16 GMT -5
What should I plead??
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Sept 26, 2006 18:49:14 GMT -5
Retarded.
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Pengu
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Post by Pengu on Sept 26, 2006 18:49:37 GMT -5
Good plan.
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Raven
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Post by Raven on Sept 26, 2006 18:51:23 GMT -5
But I never said if that was good for you or me...
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Post by Raven on Sept 27, 2006 18:11:28 GMT -5
Op Theme: f**k off
Suichi: Now presening case #002, A-Z vs Cappy on the charge of being a mushroom man. The Not-so-Honorable Judge Brian Yellow presiding.
Carl: Not again...
Suichi: Defense, how does your client plead?
Carl: Guilty.
Brian: This makes things easier...
Carl: Oh God...
Brian: Pull! (He pulls a string and a bag of rabid ferrets falls on Cappy's head, devoiring it.) Who's next?
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