Post by DTC on Dec 10, 2006 18:41:11 GMT -5
Vegeta and nappa decided to have a friendly card game duel against Goku and Piccolo one day in the park. While the rest of the Z fighters were trying to save the world from homosexual green men that came out of seeds planted in the ground they decided to protect the ancient laws of combat that have been endowed by us and settle this the only way any conflict can ever be settled
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!
It's a tag team, each team is given 5 of each zone, a 40 card deck, and 8000 lifepoints.
Game 1 Vegeta/Nappa set set and pass to goku/piccolo are like "GG"
Vegeta: lolwut?
Goku plays giant trunade, bringing back the set bottomless trap hole, he then summons Cyber-Stein, pays 5000 lifepoints for Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon. He then proceeds to attach megamorph to Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and use nobleman of crossout on vegeta's set treeborn frog.
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta turns on the scouter and looks horrified.
Nappa: Well?
Vegeta takes of the scouter and crushes it in his hands!
Vegeta: ITS OVER NINE THOUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Nappa: Wtf 9000?
Vegeta: I hope my dueldisk can take it...
Goku decides to attack, when a smirk crosses vegeta's face, what can he be planning? TO BE CONTINUED
The future leaders of the world won't resolve conflict with war, instead it will be based around yugimon duels. In yugimon, each duel is a battle across the battlefield, and the shonen jump championship is a war to be won, too bad we're all retarded.
What would you do if the world champion yugioh player became leader of the world? Wait, yugimon is such serious business anyway, so it's probably true.
Dario Longo for president of the world, with his cyber dragon x3 and random e-heros to protect the world from vice and villainry!
Hippies are suddenly eradicted from the world, mistaken as the destiny villains, but nobody notices. Even the hippies don't notice because when they get derpa smacked by giant skyscraper diving gay guys in spandex they were too stoned to realize anything happened.
Huh? I'm dead?
DING FRIED f**kING RING pregnant dog!
Oh bummer, so now what?
You go to hell!
Is there pot!
No!
Then that's worse than hell!
(hear many hippies scream in agony)
Hippies arrive in hell. A red man with horns is cuddling saddam hussain.
Man with Horns: Oh Saddam, oh oh oh, no one must ever know of our forbidden Love.
Saddam: Umm...we have people watching, we can't right here.
Man with horns: Don't worry, I want them to watch...
Hippies: Umm excuse me mister devil dude?
The man turns around, a young kid with yellow hair and twitchy eyes looks at them. The man runs towards them and proceeds to hump each and every one of their legs...grabbing their nuts with his oatmeal ridden hands.
The hippies scream in more agony, for the fate of hell is worse than it could possibly be.
TO BE CONTINUED ::suspenseful music::
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!
It's a tag team, each team is given 5 of each zone, a 40 card deck, and 8000 lifepoints.
Game 1 Vegeta/Nappa set set and pass to goku/piccolo are like "GG"
Vegeta: lolwut?
Goku plays giant trunade, bringing back the set bottomless trap hole, he then summons Cyber-Stein, pays 5000 lifepoints for Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon. He then proceeds to attach megamorph to Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and use nobleman of crossout on vegeta's set treeborn frog.
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta turns on the scouter and looks horrified.
Nappa: Well?
Vegeta takes of the scouter and crushes it in his hands!
Vegeta: ITS OVER NINE THOUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Nappa: Wtf 9000?
Vegeta: I hope my dueldisk can take it...
Goku decides to attack, when a smirk crosses vegeta's face, what can he be planning? TO BE CONTINUED
The future leaders of the world won't resolve conflict with war, instead it will be based around yugimon duels. In yugimon, each duel is a battle across the battlefield, and the shonen jump championship is a war to be won, too bad we're all retarded.
What would you do if the world champion yugioh player became leader of the world? Wait, yugimon is such serious business anyway, so it's probably true.
Dario Longo for president of the world, with his cyber dragon x3 and random e-heros to protect the world from vice and villainry!
Hippies are suddenly eradicted from the world, mistaken as the destiny villains, but nobody notices. Even the hippies don't notice because when they get derpa smacked by giant skyscraper diving gay guys in spandex they were too stoned to realize anything happened.
Huh? I'm dead?
DING FRIED f**kING RING pregnant dog!
Oh bummer, so now what?
You go to hell!
Is there pot!
No!
Then that's worse than hell!
(hear many hippies scream in agony)
Hippies arrive in hell. A red man with horns is cuddling saddam hussain.
Man with Horns: Oh Saddam, oh oh oh, no one must ever know of our forbidden Love.
Saddam: Umm...we have people watching, we can't right here.
Man with horns: Don't worry, I want them to watch...
Hippies: Umm excuse me mister devil dude?
The man turns around, a young kid with yellow hair and twitchy eyes looks at them. The man runs towards them and proceeds to hump each and every one of their legs...grabbing their nuts with his oatmeal ridden hands.
The hippies scream in more agony, for the fate of hell is worse than it could possibly be.
TO BE CONTINUED ::suspenseful music::
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