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Post by Raven on Jul 9, 2006 18:07:33 GMT -5
This Thread is solely for me to make up Power Ranger parodies about our favorite members.
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Post by Raven on Jul 9, 2006 18:37:24 GMT -5
Opening Theme: (Sung to the beat of the original Power Rangers)
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
You Mighty Morphin' Power Retards!
Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
You Mighty Morphin' Power Retards!
Floating Head: Sped 5, Ms. Kean and the board of Education have escaped their 10,000 year enprisonment. Recruit me a group of Retards with serious mental issues.
Gay-Looking robot: yes, lord Retardon, right the Dee-Dee-Dee way, retard.
(5 people are teleported into the retarded command center.)
Retardon: you 5 retards are Omicron Persei Eight's last hope at stopping the Board of Education and saving the planet.
Tweek: I dunno, you look kinda slow to me.
Retardon: Shut up, you insolent little bastard, before I send you to summer school. Tweek, you will be my Red Retard and command the Mertard Zord. Pen Pen, of almost average intellect, you will be the Blue Retard and command the Spedguin Zord.
Debochin~San, You are the Pink Retard and will Command the Prowrestler Zord. Fatass, you are my Black Retard and will command the Flubba Zord. And, finally, Goliath, You are my Yellow Retard and have command of the E-Crap Zord. Together, you can combine your zords into the Average Human Being Megazord.
Sped 5: Dee-Dee-Dee!!! Retards, look at the viewing Schoolbook! Ms. Kean has sent the Math Teacher and a large group of Teacher's Aides to attack NewTard city! You have to stop them!
Retardon: These are your Retard-o-Morphers. Holld them up and call out the name of your zord to morph into a Power Retard.
Tweek: Okay, guys. I think this is the part where we morph.
Retardon: Dee-Dee-Dee!!!
Fatass: Flubba!
Debochin~San: Prowrestler!
Pen-Pen: Spedguin!
Goliath: E-Crap!
Tweek: Mertard!
-------------------------------End Episode One-------------------------------
What will happen to our tarded heroes?
Read next Time in the Mighty Morphin Power Retards!!!!
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Post by DTC on Jul 9, 2006 19:45:06 GMT -5
Where's the potleaf smokin' treeborn hippie? No hippie love in the house?  |
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Post by Nagatsu on Jul 14, 2006 15:59:39 GMT -5
You aren't a retard so your don't fit in the equation and for your a thousand years of pain!!  |
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Post by Pengu on Jul 14, 2006 16:50:08 GMT -5
Unbelivible.
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Post by DTC on Jul 14, 2006 21:58:49 GMT -5
You aren't a retard so your don't fit in the equation and for your a thousand years of pain!! Yeah, because if I do act retarded, it's usually due to the pot.  GYAAAAAA  |
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Post by Nagatsu on Jul 14, 2006 22:24:02 GMT -5
This is what happens when you let Raven mind wander........very creepy but yet very kickass in all respects!
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Post by zaborg99 on Jul 15, 2006 19:16:33 GMT -5
Why do I have to be PINK!!!!!!!!
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Post by Nagatsu on Jul 16, 2006 13:48:29 GMT -5
You are a wannabe f**king prowrestler so it only makes sense. Also the pink one wear a dress  |
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Post by Pengu on Jul 16, 2006 17:23:50 GMT -5
When's the next episode?
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Post by Nagatsu on Jul 17, 2006 13:54:03 GMT -5
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Post by Pengu on Jul 17, 2006 15:17:30 GMT -5
You didn't have to smite me 3,000 times!
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Post by DTC on Jul 18, 2006 16:16:01 GMT -5
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Post by Raven on Jul 18, 2006 17:16:37 GMT -5
Episode Two: The Power Retards arrive on a rooftop. Tweek: Okay, Math teacher, We retards shall vanquish you! MT: You guys are retarded. That's a stray cat. I'm over here. Pen Pen: Screw you! Fatass: I'm fat!!! Goliath: E-heroes rule!!! Debochin~san: Why am I in a f**king skirt? PP: 'cuz you're the pink one. D~s: f**k y'all. Ms. Kean(back at her hidden base ): Those retards are ignoring the Math Teacher!!!! Well ignore this! Magic Textbook, make my teacher grow!!!
MT(growing): I WILL teach the citizens of this town to add!
Retardon: Retards, call forth your retardzords!
Tweek: We need retardzord power, sometime in the near future!
(play Power Retard theme.)
The Mertardzord floats in upside down and plows through several buildings. The Spedguinzord Slides in over a slope of sharp rocks. The Flubbazord, a hunk of solid fat, hangs at the sidelines. The E-Crapzord takes on the form of E-Hero Avian and fails a suicide attempt. The Prowrestlerzord leaps over a building like entering a ring.
The Prowrestlerzord attacks with a bone-crushing vertical suplex, to which the Math Teacher simply gets up unphased.
D~s: What the hell!!!! Why didn't that work?
MT: Pro Wrestling is fake, idiot.
D~s: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MT: My turn. Textbook Barrage!!!!!!!
Retards: Shiiiit!!!!!!!
Retardon: Form the Megazord, Retards.
(Mertardzord and Prowrestlerzord combine to form the torso as the Spedguin and E-Crap zords form the legs. Then the flubbazord forms a protective coating around the Megazord. Finally, the Mertardzord tail becomes the sword.)
Tweek: Bring it on, Math Teacher.
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Post by Raven on Jul 20, 2006 18:49:44 GMT -5
Opening Theme: (Sung to the beat of the original Power Rangers)
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
You Mighty Morphin' Power Retards!
Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
You Mighty Morphin' Power Retards!
Episode three:
Math Teacher: You think your Megazord can withstand the power of my textbooks?(throws a Math Textbook at the Megazord, just to have it bounce off.)
Fatass: Not even the sheer bulk of a math textbook can penetrate my massive fat.
MT: Shit!
Tweek: Now, mertard's tail power sword, energize!
The Megazord swings it's massive sword and slashes the highly educated math teacher to shreds.
Ms. Kean(back at her secret base): Those retards make me sooo angry... It's time to send in My evil Green Retard!!!!
(back at the battlefield, outside the zords)
Tweek: that was easy, huh?
Pen Pen: almost too easy...
Fatass: I'm flub-tacular!
Debochin~san: Will you shut the f**k up?!? God...
Goliath: Well, your the one with a zord that can't do any damage.
D~s: f**k y'all!
(Green Retard hits the scene)
EGR: Will you all shut the hell up?
Tweek: And who are you?
EGR: I am ScrawnyJew, Ms. Kean's evil Green Retard.
Tweek: alright guys, lets git'im.
(All 6 Retards Hit the ground and start sped-monkeying)
A half-hour later...
Tweek: He's too retarded even for us to defeat....
Pen Pen: Call the Megazord!
Fatass: what a Flubberific Idea!
Tweek: We need Retardzord power now!
(zords come and Megazord forms.)
D~s: Defeat this, you f*ggit!
(ScrawnyJew pulls out a green flute with 2 balls on one end and a pointy part on the other and commences to blow into the pointy end.) Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee-Dee! (A Blue-Eyes White Dragon with it's head rammed up its ass rises out of the water.)
D~s: Shit!!!! Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!@shit.com!
Tweek: No Zord can be THAT retarded.
PP: But it is...
ScrJew: Attack, my Retargonzord! (Blows Flute) Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee-Dee!
The Retargonzord commences to pull its head out of its ass and shoot rancid shit at the Power Retards.
Retards: Nooo!!!!!! The Horrible Stench!!!!!!
Tweek: Why can't we just all be friends?!?
ScrJew: uhh...... OK!
PP: That's it? That's all we had to do?
Goliath: Guess so.
Ms. Kean(Back at base): That stupid asshole! I knew he was too retarded!
Voice: Don't worry, Ms. Kean. (A Hippie wearing dark black clothes and long hair walks in.) We'll handle those troublesome Power Retards. (Pot Smoke oozes out of his mouth as three Asian guys walk up behind him.
------------------------------End Episode Three------------------------------
Exciting, isn't it?
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