Opening Theme: (Sung to the beat of the original Power Rangers)
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
You Mighty Morphin' Power Retards!
Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee, Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
Dee-Dee
Go, go Power Retards!
You Mighty Morphin' Power Retards!At tthe Power Retard's Base of Commandingness...
Fatass: Who's hungry?
Debochin~san: FOOD!!!
Pen Pen: What is this crap?
Fatass: Corned Beef and Hash.
Tweek: Is there corn in this, cuz if there is I don't want it cuz' I don't like how it doesn't get digested when I take a-
Fatass: Shut the sweet creamy deliciousness of yogurt up and eat!
ScrawnyJew: Reminds me of the sleepover I had when school got out-
D~s: Shut up.
ScrJew: -and Debo here was going to sleep-
D~s: Shut up before I choke your scrawny Jewish ass-
ScrJew: -without his shirt and we caught him-
D~s: f**k YOU ALL!!!!!!!
ScrJew: In MY bed with another man!
D~s: I'm going to f**king rip out your intestines and make you eat them you cheap Jewish bloody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweek: Holy crap! He's more of a f*ggit than I am.
D~s: I'm not the one with man-boobs, you stupid pregnant dog.
Retardon: Will you all shut the f**k up!!!!! It's bad enough I have to put up with your freeloading!
Sped 5: Yeah!
Retardon: You f**k off 'cuz you've been freeloading since 1976!
Sped 5: Okay...
<alarms go off>
Retardon: Teacher's aides are attacking a girl scout camping trip!
Fatass: We'll handle it when we're done eating.
Sped 5: Move you lazy pieces of crap!
Tweek: I'll go and save those little girls.(Teleports to the park)
D~s: Reminds you of Michael Jackson, huh?
Goliath: You said it.
(at the Park...)
Teacher's Aide 1: Woogah-Boogah, Woogah-Boogah, 1 + 1 is 2!
Teacher's Aide 2: Woogah-Boogah, Woogah-Boogah, I before E except after C!
Girl Scouts: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweek: Don't worry girls, I'll save you!<acts like a retard until TA's explode.>
GS1: Thank you, ma'am.
GS2: Hey, Ms. Red Retard, ma'am, I wish mine were as big as yours.(Blushes)
Tweek:(freaking out) Wh.. What?!? You girls know I'm a boy, right?
GS2: You are? But you've got-
Tweek: No I Don't!!!!!!!
Back at Power Retard base:
Retardon: What a f**king f*ggit!!!!!
PP: I wish mine were as big as yours... They thought he was a chick!
D~S: Don't pollute my mind like that!
Fatass: Yum... Yum... BUUURRRRRPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Goliath: You're still eating!?!
ScrJew: He's our Fatass. It's his job.
Sped 5: That is true
<alarm sounds again>
Retardon: Retards, a unknown disturbance is approaching Tweek in the park. Get there Immediately!!!
<Retards teleport to the park>
PP: Where are the girl scouts?
Tweek: They all left after I walked into that Tent labeled dressing room.
D~s: Were there people in it?
Tweek: Yeah...
Goliath: guess this is why he's the red one...
< a van with
[glow=red,2,300]Mystery Machine[/glow]crossed off the side scids out in front of them and the hippie walks out.>
Hippie: Greetings, Power Retards!
Tweek: Carl, what the hell you doin' here?
Hippie: I am not Carl, I am... The Hippie Master! Now, come out, boys.
<The three Asian guys walk out the back of the van>
PP: crap....... Nagatsu, Onizapper, AND Bakuhatsu? Were gonna f**ken Die!!!!!
Tweek: Relax, even so, we're the f**ken Power Retards!!!! We can't lose!
<Naga, Oni, and Baku pull out Opium pipes and begin to inhale and morph>
THM: Mighty Morphin' Power Retards, Meet the Mighty Morphin' Opium Rangers!!!
Tweek: Mommy...................................
--------------------------------End Episode 4---------------------------------
Die Retards, Die!
What the name of that is sacred that is pretty f**king funny please keep up the craziness!
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